JANGAN BERGESEL

apa beza perempuan dgn lelaki?? persoalan yg sengaja aku tnya utk menimbulkan provokasi..
perempuan memang makhluk yg sgt2 menarik.. dari segi fizikal mahupun intelekual. lelaki senang sgt utk dikenali tingkah lakunya tp perempuan? sgtlah unik dan sgt2lah complex. mereka boleh diklasifikasikan sbagai microorganism yg sgt2 sophisticated berbanding lelaki.

“a girl never needs attention from one guy when she could have all eyes on her. so you better be out of the ordinary to be spotted.” kata2 aristotle zaman jepun.

amatlah menarik utk dikaji perempuan zaman skarang kerana sifat dan characteristicnya yg2 sgt2 berubah2 mengikut putaran waktu. (juga dipengaruhi kitaran haid) period merupakan waktu yg sgt2 best utk menguji dan memerhati sikap2 perempuan kerana pd ketika dan waktu ini, pelbagai reaksi dan tindak balas universal dpt dilihat dan xselalu akan dilihat di waktu2 normal.

“do not give a girl diamonds, for she will want emeralds, ruby, topaz, and the other precious stones too.” kata2 penyanyi latin zaman hitler.

seperti yg dikatakan td... reaksi perempuan amat menarik utk diperhatikan, x mcm lelaki yg slalu nk nmpk cool and macho all the time and kadang2 tu xkena tmpat.. haiisshhh....

“don’t act cool for you will look stupid. act stupid at the right place in the right time would probably make you look cool in a weird kinda way.” (any rejection upon this statement???)



perempuan xkisah kalau gi kelas yg majoritinya lelaki. and still diorang akan act like they do. cuba kalau bg lelaki masuk kelas yg semua pempuan. mesti malas nk masuk lah.. and akan diam je sbb malu.. kan kan kan???
-kalau kat gerai or jamuan. selalunya pempuan yg akan mendominasi. sbb adanya fatwa yg mengatakan “ladies first”. why???????? bygkan. lelaki ni tunggu punya lama utk pesan order did lm crowd yg xstabil susunannya di depan gerai burger. dan seorang perempuan dtg dan tgk2 menu, pusing belakang tnye member2 nk makan ape and bising2 and then, terus mencelah and order kuat2 smpai abang yg jual makanan tu member perhatian kpd pempuan tuh. shit rite???!!! arghh!!!

kalau bab mencelah, perempuan memang hebat. (still dlm context mengorder makanan di gerai). u can see her behind u.. suddenly next to u.. and the next thing u know.. yup! u guess it. she’s in front of u. di Malaysia or any other place in the world i guess, lelaki sering kali dihantui taboo yg mengatakan jgn bergesel dgn perempuan dlm crowded places. ini secara tidak langsung memberi ruang(gap dlm crowd) utk ke depan dgn tanggapan bahawa “diorang(lelaki) xkan berani bergesel ngan aku.... girls, don’t under estimate us ok??? we simply have respect for u gals but if u don’t have respect for us.. then u know what will happen next eh??


“what you give you get back. even it means giving the SHIT back you’ve given to us.”