butthurt over some spilled milk

Professional tips #1(for dummies)
-If you are really pissed at someone, don't be pissed at someone else for nothing.
-Just because you think your life is a Ferrari, don't go honking on others just to brag...
-Your life is never a Ferrari. Think about it. Realllllly think about it.... See?
-Butthurt only works while it is still fresh. Don't go BH on stale bread. Idiot-ism has its limits.
-Plus, you can never be butthurt over something happen in the stone-ages? Can you??